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Man can not live by bread alone ... he must have peanut butter.
Bill Cosby
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Bill Cosby
Age: 87
Born: 1937
Born: July 12
American Football Player
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William Henry Bill Cosby Jr.
Dr. William H. Cosby Jr. Ed.D.
William H. Cosby Jr. Ed.D.
William Henry Cosby Jr.
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I recently turned fifty, which is young for a tree, mid-life for an elephant, and ancient for a quarter-miler, whose son now says, Dad, I just can't run the quarter with you anymore, unless I bring something to read.
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I can't even talk the way these people talk. 'Why you ain't?' 'Where you is?' Everybody knows it's important to speak English except these knuckleheads. You can't be a doctor with that kind of crap coming out of your mouth.
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On many young actors that don't give their parents proper credit: I'm still waiting for some actor to win, say, an Oscar... and deliver the following acceptance speech: I would like to thank my parents, first of all, for letting me live.
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Parents are people who yell and they yell and they yell and they yell. And you already have the point... and they're still yelling.
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It's painful, but we can't heal ourselves unless we cleanse the wounds.
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You are not going to 'go forth.' You are going to take that damn hat off and you're going to get a job.
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Don't talk yourself into not being you.
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The weatherman is always right. It's just his timing that's off.
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Why do I have to feed the kids? They just ate twelve hours ago!
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But if that's what you want to be, that's what you will be - as long as you study.
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Zip zop wop boopity bop.
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Dentists tell you not to pick your teeth with any sharp metal object. Then you sit in their chair and the first thing they grab is an iron hook.
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Any man today who returns from work, sinks into a chair, and calls for his pipe is a man with an appetite for danger.
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There are no absolutes in raising children. In any stressful situation, fathering is always a roll of the dice. The game may be messy, but I have never found one with more joys and rewards.
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College was a wonderful time - except, of course, when it was trying to teach you things.
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People will frighten you about a graduation.... They use words you don't hear often: And we wish you Godspeed. It is a warning, Godspeed. It means you are no longer welcome here at these prices.
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There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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'Don't worry about senility', my grandfather used to say.
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Anyone who has brought up children knows that consistency has absolutely nothing to do with discipline.
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Anyone can dabble, but once you've made that commitment, your blood has that particular thing in it, and it's very hard for people to stop you.
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