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Man can not live by bread alone ... he must have peanut butter.
Bill Cosby
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Bill Cosby
Age: 87
Born: 1937
Born: July 12
American Football Player
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Philadelphia
Pennsylvania
William Henry Bill Cosby Jr.
Dr. William H. Cosby Jr. Ed.D.
William H. Cosby Jr. Ed.D.
William Henry Cosby Jr.
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Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to His kids.
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You people are not prepared. You are well educated and you look cute, but that's not going to cut it.
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YOU are a genius!... and I am a genius because I married you.
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People will frighten you about a graduation.... They use words you don't hear often: And we wish you Godspeed. It is a warning, Godspeed. It means you are no longer welcome here at these prices.
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Anyone who has brought up children knows that consistency has absolutely nothing to do with discipline.
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As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by 'survival of the fittest.'
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The secret of success is to be like a duck, Smooth and unruffled on top, But paddling furiously underneath.
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Dentists tell you not to pick your teeth with any sharp metal object. Then you sit in their chair and the first thing they grab is an iron hook.
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Repeat after me. I promise not to run outside of the house. I promise not to run inside of the house. I promise not to touch, pick up, step on, anything that looks interesting.
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My children love my mother, and I tell my children, that is not the same woman I grew up with...That is an old woman trying to get into heaven now.
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Anyone can dabble, but once you've made that commitment, your blood has that particular thing in it, and it's very hard for people to stop you.
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You know my father's favorite game? Come here and pull my finger.
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In my old neighborhood, a boy stopped playing when he began to lose his pulse. And then he became the referee.
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Immortality is a long shot, I admit. But somebody has to be first.
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I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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