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Today's parents grew up with the silly notion that music was meant to be heard.
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Bill Cosby
Age: 87
Born: 1937
Born: July 12
American Football Player
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William Henry Bill Cosby Jr.
Dr. William H. Cosby Jr. Ed.D.
William H. Cosby Jr. Ed.D.
William Henry Cosby Jr.
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People say God will find a way. God can't find a way if you're in the way.
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