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I did not want to turn to playing golf because golf is about as much exercise as shuffling cards.
Bill Cosby
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Bill Cosby
Age: 87
Born: 1937
Born: July 12
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William Henry Bill Cosby Jr.
Dr. William H. Cosby Jr. Ed.D.
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William Henry Cosby Jr.
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You know my father's favorite game? Come here and pull my finger.
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A child who is disciplined will be more obedient and also more organized as a student.
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When you introduce competition into the public school system, most studies show that schools start to do better when they are competing for students.
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Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn't let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? was not In the men's room, Julie.
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Repeat after me. I promise not to run outside of the house. I promise not to run inside of the house. I promise not to touch, pick up, step on, anything that looks interesting.
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A grandchild is God's reward for raising a child.
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What best defines a child is the total inability to receive information from anything not plugged in.
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I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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A father has to do everything in his power to keep a tight ship, even though he knows the crew would like to send him away in a dinghy.
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Well, I really don't know what the secret of success is but I can tell you that the secret of failure is to try to please everyone.
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Why do kids always say peace out, I though peace was in.
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When we look at the settling of America we see a Bible in hand and God. Every Thanksgiving has God and the peacefulness of gratitude. It was important when the Twin Towers were hit and the sorrow with them that the first thing Congress did was sing God Bless America.
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My childhood should have taught me lessons for my own fatherhood, but it didn't because parenting can only be learned by people who have no children.
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The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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If the audience knows you can be funny when you want to be, they will be willing to wait for that payoff.
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Dentists tell you not to pick your teeth with any sharp metal object. Then you sit in their chair and the first thing they grab is an iron hook.
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Have you ever had a cookie? Then you won't get any here either.
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we cannot afford to settle for being just average we must learn as much as we can to be the best that we can. The key word is education - education with maximum effort. Without it, we cannot be in charge of ourselves or anyone else.
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When the child is twelve, your wife buys her a splendidly silly article of clothing called a training bra. To train what? I never had a training jock. And believe me, when I played football, I could have used a training jock more than any twelve-year-old needs a training bra.
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