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Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you're pouring, or drinking.
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Bill Cosby
Age: 87
Born: 1937
Born: July 12
American Football Player
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William Henry Bill Cosby Jr.
Dr. William H. Cosby Jr. Ed.D.
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