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Bill Cosby
Age: 87
Born: 1937
Born: July 12
American Football Player
Comedian
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Dub Actor
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
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Philadelphia
Pennsylvania
William Henry Bill Cosby Jr.
Dr. William H. Cosby Jr. Ed.D.
William H. Cosby Jr. Ed.D.
William Henry Cosby Jr.
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My children love my mother, and I tell my children, that is not the same woman I grew up with...That is an old woman trying to get into heaven now.
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You people are not prepared. You are well educated and you look cute, but that's not going to cut it.
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The dentist drills some more and you hear him make a mistake. And to cover it up, they all say the same thing: Okay, rinse.
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When a person has a gun, sometimes their mind clicks that this thing ... will win arguments and straighten people out.
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Immortality is a long shot, I admit. But somebody has to be first.
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You can't be everything to everyone
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I don't have a problem believing in God and Jesus. But in Genesis one has to wonder about these sentences that just go on and end without finishing. The thought is unfinished. Where did Adam go? What is he doing? Hello? There has to be some pages missing.
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You also notice that the right side of your face feels like it's sliding off of your skull. And your bottom lip is in your lap!
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Fathers are the geniuses of the house because only a person as intelligent as we could fake such stupidity.
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The weatherman is always right. It's just his timing that's off.
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I didn't know how serious it is to a female that you lift the lid.
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All parents experience the same problems.
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The first-born in every family is always dreaming for an imaginary older brother or sister who will look out for them.
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I don't have a clue about the way to achievement, however the way to disappointment is attempting to please everyone.
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Man can not live by bread alone ... he must have peanut butter.
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When you introduce competition into the public school system, most studies show that schools start to do better when they are competing for students.
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People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what's bitter and move on.
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As a comedian, I can walk out in front of 5000 people and not worry about a thing. Not a thing, believe me. But to stand up a face a camera and crew of maybe 15 guys and get up tight about it - to me that's weird.
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My father established our relationship when I was seven years old. He looked at me and said, “You know, I brought you in this world, and I can take you out. And it don't make no difference to me, I'll make another one look just like you.
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If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right.
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