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Bill Cosby
Age: 87
Born: 1937
Born: July 12
American Football Player
Comedian
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Philadelphia
Pennsylvania
William Henry Bill Cosby Jr.
Dr. William H. Cosby Jr. Ed.D.
William H. Cosby Jr. Ed.D.
William Henry Cosby Jr.
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As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by 'survival of the fittest.'
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Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.
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Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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If you have no faith, you've lost your battle.
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The secret of success is to be like a duck, Smooth and unruffled on top, But paddling furiously underneath.
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Brown versus the Board of Education is no longer the white person's problem.
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The dentist drills some more and you hear him make a mistake. And to cover it up, they all say the same thing: Okay, rinse.
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Social networking helps reach people easier and quicker.
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And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl...there's a little voice that say, 'I wonder where he would go...'...if it hadn't been for his head.
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Any man today who returns from work, sinks into a chair, and calls for his pipe is a man with an appetite for danger.
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Every father says the same thing: “Where's your mother?”
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There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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My dad came over to the house... went into his pocket and pulled out a handful of money, and began to pass it out to the children... This was the same man who, when I was his child, I would ask him for 50 cents, this man would tell me his life's story.
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The mother may be doing ninety percent of the disciplining, but the father still must have a full-time acceptance of all the children. He never must say, Get these kids out of here I'm trying to watch TV. If he ever does start saying this, he is liable to see one of his kids on the six o'clock news.
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Dentists tell you not to pick your teeth with any sharp metal object. Then you sit in their chair and the first thing they grab is an iron hook.
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Family is conflict and it's something that we all relate to.
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Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework.
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The first time I came across the birds and the bees in actual flight, I couldn't identify the formation.
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A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station.
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Parents are not interested in justice, they're interested in peace and quiet.
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