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YOU are a genius!... and I am a genius because I married you.

Bill Cosby

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Bill Cosby
Age: 87
Born: 1937
Born: July 12
American Football Player
Comedian
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Dub Actor
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
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Philadelphia
Pennsylvania
William Henry Bill Cosby Jr.
Dr. William H. Cosby Jr. Ed.D.
William H. Cosby Jr. Ed.D.
William Henry Cosby Jr.
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When we look at the settling of America we see a Bible in hand and God. Every Thanksgiving has God and the peacefulness of gratitude. It was important when the Twin Towers were hit and the sorrow with them that the first thing Congress did was sing God Bless America.
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If you have a question about anything, the answer can be found in a book somewhere in the library.
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The dentist drills some more and you hear him make a mistake. And to cover it up, they all say the same thing: Okay, rinse.
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I've got a Ferrari. VROOM! I do 104 from the garage to the front door.
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Parents are people who yell and they yell and they yell and they yell. And you already have the point... and they're still yelling.
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You are not going to 'go forth.' You are going to take that damn hat off and you're going to get a job.
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I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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These people marched and were hit in the face with rocks to get an education and now we've got these knuckleheads walking round.
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The game of chess. Supposedly men made it up, and it's about war and men and the ravages and the bravery and the genius of commanding and moving pieces and ... No. It's marriage. The Queen moves anywhere she wants.
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You people are not prepared. You are well educated and you look cute, but that's not going to cut it.
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A grandchild is God's reward for raising a child.
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There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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Parenting needs to come to the forefront.
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In your 50s, time becomes precious and must not be wasted. Every minute is an excellent opportunity for a good nap. Happy 50th birthday!
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Immortality is a long shot, I admit. But somebody has to be first.
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If the audience knows you can be funny when you want to be, they will be willing to wait for that payoff.
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And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl...there's a little voice that say, 'I wonder where he would go...'...if it hadn't been for his head.
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Dentists tell you not to pick your teeth with any sharp metal object. Then you sit in their chair and the first thing they grab is an iron hook.
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