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YOU are a genius!... and I am a genius because I married you.
Bill Cosby
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Bill Cosby
Age: 87
Born: 1937
Born: July 12
American Football Player
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Philadelphia
Pennsylvania
William Henry Bill Cosby Jr.
Dr. William H. Cosby Jr. Ed.D.
William H. Cosby Jr. Ed.D.
William Henry Cosby Jr.
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The first-born in every family is always dreaming for an imaginary older brother or sister who will look out for them.
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My father established our relationship when I was seven years old. He looked at me and said, “You know, I brought you in this world, and I can take you out. And it don't make no difference to me, I'll make another one look just like you.
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I love it when mothers get so mad they can't remember your name. Come here, Roy, er, Rupert, er, Rutabaga... what is your name, boy? And don't lie to me, because you live here, and I'll find out who you are.
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As a comedian, I can walk out in front of 5000 people and not worry about a thing. Not a thing, believe me. But to stand up a face a camera and crew of maybe 15 guys and get up tight about it - to me that's weird.
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People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what's bitter and move on.
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Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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You can not make everybody happy.
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In your 50s, time becomes precious and must not be wasted. Every minute is an excellent opportunity for a good nap. Happy 50th birthday!
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I've got a Ferrari. VROOM! I do 104 from the garage to the front door.
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Have you ever had a cookie? Then you won't get any here either.
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Nothing I've ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
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Why do I have to feed the kids? They just ate twelve hours ago!
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People should fact check. People shouldn’t have to go through that and shouldn’t answer to innuendos.
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All around the United States of America - in the cities and the counties - our public education is suffering and has been suffering. Cuts, cuts, cuts.
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The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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What best defines a child is the total inability to receive information from anything not plugged in.
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Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework.
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These people marched and were hit in the face with rocks to get an education and now we've got these knuckleheads walking round.
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