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YOU are a genius!... and I am a genius because I married you.

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Bill Cosby
Age: 87
Born: 1937
Born: July 12
American Football Player
Comedian
Composer
Dub Actor
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
Manufacturer
Screenwriter
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Philadelphia
Pennsylvania
William Henry Bill Cosby Jr.
Dr. William H. Cosby Jr. Ed.D.
William H. Cosby Jr. Ed.D.
William Henry Cosby Jr.
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Racial humor was about 35% of my act when I first started. But I realized that it was a crutch. What brought it home was when another comedian said to me, 'If you changed color tomorrow, you wouldn't have any material.' He meant it as a put-down, but I took it as a challenge.
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People will frighten you about a graduation.... They use words you don't hear often: And we wish you Godspeed. It is a warning, Godspeed. It means you are no longer welcome here at these prices.
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My grandfather said, When you become senile, you won't know it.
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My mother was an authority on pig sties. This is the worst looking pigsty I have ever seen in my life, and I want it cleaned up right now.
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A baseball manager has learned a lot about his job from having played the game, but a parent has not learned a thing from having once been a child.
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Any husband who says, My wife and I are completely equal partners, is talking about either a law firm or a hand of bridge.
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Never say [to younger people] that was before your time, because the last full moon was before their time!
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You are not going to 'go forth.' You are going to take that damn hat off and you're going to get a job.
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Parenting needs to come to the forefront.
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Well, I really don't know what the secret of success is but I can tell you that the secret of failure is to try to please everyone.
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A grandchild is God's reward for raising a child.
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Fathers are the geniuses of the house because only a person as intelligent as we could fake such stupidity.
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The heart of marriage is memories.
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I want all this loud profanity in the street stopped. I want people to think about choices.
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As a comedian, I can walk out in front of 5000 people and not worry about a thing. Not a thing, believe me. But to stand up a face a camera and crew of maybe 15 guys and get up tight about it - to me that's weird.
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Why do kids always say peace out, I though peace was in.
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I can't even talk the way these people talk. 'Why you ain't?' 'Where you is?' Everybody knows it's important to speak English except these knuckleheads. You can't be a doctor with that kind of crap coming out of your mouth.
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Romance is a different word than sexual contact.
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Man can not live by bread alone ... he must have peanut butter.
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