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Bill Cosby
Age: 87
Born: 1937
Born: July 12
American Football Player
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William Henry Bill Cosby Jr.
Dr. William H. Cosby Jr. Ed.D.
William H. Cosby Jr. Ed.D.
William Henry Cosby Jr.
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Have you ever had a cookie? Then you won't get any here either.
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We go out of our way to make people so different,... to punish them because of color, because of sex, because of size, and the game starts.
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A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station.
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Let me say this: I only expect the black media to uphold the standards of excellence in journalism and when you do that, you have to go in with a neutral mind.
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I love it when mothers get so mad they can't remember your name. Come here, Roy, er, Rupert, er, Rutabaga... what is your name, boy? And don't lie to me, because you live here, and I'll find out who you are.
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I know people are tired of me not saying anything, but a guy doesn't have to answer to innuendos.
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I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
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I don't have a clue about the way to achievement, however the way to disappointment is attempting to please everyone.
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A pelican that is wet walks with a gated limp, but a dry fish swims alone.
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My father wanted me to play pro football, and he didn't like the fact that I'd left school. And he said, It takes a man to play football. And any fool can go up on the stage and make an ass of himself.
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It is not a matter of who is rejecting me, as much as it is somebody may get it, and I am going to keep plowing through it because in this world of education, there is a harvest.
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Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn't let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? was not In the men's room, Julie.
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Man can not live by bread alone ... he must have peanut butter.
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Why do I have to feed the kids? They just ate twelve hours ago!
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God has a sense of humor though and he must see funny things in us. He must also have some love. We're still here and there are still great things that go on. There are great doctors who discover how to separate twins and how to put together a human being to walk again after it's said he won't. Those are all there as signs.
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Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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Any man today who returns from work, sinks into a chair, and calls for his pipe is a man with an appetite for danger.
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There are some people who have trouble recognizing a mess.
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When I decided that I wanted to go to college, I wanted to be a school teacher for 7th and 8th grade boys because I felt that was an important time for them. I had gone astray at that point in my life and really wanted to help keep them from making the same mistake I had made.
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I'm going out... because I deserve to go out! And I'm going to get drunk... because I deserve to get drunk! And get out of my way!
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