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Bill Cosby
Age: 87
Born: 1937
Born: July 12
American Football Player
Comedian
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Dub Actor
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
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Philadelphia
Pennsylvania
William Henry Bill Cosby Jr.
Dr. William H. Cosby Jr. Ed.D.
William H. Cosby Jr. Ed.D.
William Henry Cosby Jr.
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On many young actors that don't give their parents proper credit: I'm still waiting for some actor to win, say, an Oscar... and deliver the following acceptance speech: I would like to thank my parents, first of all, for letting me live.
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A person with no children says, Well I just love children, and you say Why? and they say, Because a child is so truthful, that's what I love about 'em - they tell the truth. That's a lie, I've got five of 'em. The only time they tell the truth is if they're having pain.
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Why do I have to feed the kids? They just ate twelve hours ago!
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Well, I really don't know what the secret of success is but I can tell you that the secret of failure is to try to please everyone.
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My grandpa didn't believe in hugging and kissing, or saying I love you. His love had to do with the way he treated you. When he said, We're going here, we're going there, he was telling me about life. That was his love for me. My love for him was listening to what he said, keeping out of trouble, doing right, being fair.
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You also notice that the right side of your face feels like it's sliding off of your skull. And your bottom lip is in your lap!
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I know people are tired of me not saying anything, but a guy doesn't have to answer to innuendos.
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I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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You can not make everybody happy.
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You'll have many, many friends, but if your relationship with your mate is one hundred per cent of your heart, you'll never need a friend.
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But if that's what you want to be, that's what you will be - as long as you study.
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People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what's bitter and move on.
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The dentist drills some more and you hear him make a mistake. And to cover it up, they all say the same thing: Okay, rinse.
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Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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I said to a guy, Tell me, what is it about cocaine that makes it so wonderful, and he said, Because it intensifies your personality. I said, Yes, but what if you're an asshole?
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Racial humor was about 35% of my act when I first started. But I realized that it was a crutch. What brought it home was when another comedian said to me, 'If you changed color tomorrow, you wouldn't have any material.' He meant it as a put-down, but I took it as a challenge.
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I don't have a clue about the way to achievement, however the way to disappointment is attempting to please everyone.
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You are not going to 'go forth.' You are going to take that damn hat off and you're going to get a job.
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I wasn't always black... there was this freckle, and it got bigger and bigger.
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I feel that in-person contact with people is the most important thing in comedy. While I'm up on stage, I can actually put myself into the audience and adjust my pace and tuning to them. I can get into their heads through their ears and through their eyes. Only through this total communication can I really achieve what I'm trying to do.
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