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People should be happy to see you when you show up to a club because you're a good person. And stop caring about what the industry is looking for. Just say what you think is funny. .

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Bill Burr
Age: 56
Born: 1968
Born: June 10
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If you try to deliver a funny line in a funny way, it comes out as wacky and you ruin the scene.
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I think I know how to raise a kid. You just play catch with 'em. You just talk about life, and you distract them by throwing the ball. They don't even notice that you're filling up their heads with your theories.
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If this goes into sweatshop labor, I'm quitting this podcast.
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There is no reason to hit a woman. And I was just like, really? I could give you, like, 17 right off the top of my head.
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I have this weird sort of Gemini thing where I can really be empathetic and a loving person. But if you piss me off, I can be one of the meanest, most sadistic people.
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Pitbulls are like a gun you can pet.
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I can tell you why I like different countries. Ireland - some of the funniest heckles I've ever gotten. And the last time I did England I did Bristol, Manchester, and then London. The whole country is just amazing to drive through.
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Being a stand-up comic, this isn't a stepping-stone for me it's what I do, and this is what I'm always going to do. And even if I do a TV show, the only reasons to do a TV show is to get more people to know me to come out to my stand-up shows.
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Like most comics, I tried to come up with a sitcom idea that was based around my life. And it didn't work out. But maybe because it didn't work out, that's why I ended up on 'Breaking Bad' I don't know.
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I've had a great time on the road, I would say shooting guns with a silencer in Jacksonville, Fla.
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I cannot believe that [Donald Trump] is actually in the debates.
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