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People should be happy to see you when you show up to a club because you're a good person. And stop caring about what the industry is looking for. Just say what you think is funny. .
Bill Burr
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Bill Burr
Age: 56
Born: 1968
Born: June 10
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I love my dog. I hate bankers. I have issues with women. In my head, I’m a great guy.
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If I can sell out clubs and theaters and play dirtbags in movies, and get blown up in a car or get the crap beat out of me in a movie, that's good for me I'm good.
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If you try to deliver a funny line in a funny way, it comes out as wacky and you ruin the scene.
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I'm trying to get away from trashing women, to be honest. I think I've done enough of that in my career.
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Pitbulls are like a gun you can pet.
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I wasn't the good looking guy, I wasn't the hot chick, I wasn't the fat guy, I didn't have a catchphrase, I didn't wear a silly hat. I was just trying to improve as a comedian.
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