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My dad was a dentist but I wasn't a hygienist. I assisted my dad.
Bill Burr
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Bill Burr
Age: 56
Born: 1968
Born: June 10
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Massachusetts
William Frederic Bill Burr
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I'm trying to get away from trashing women, to be honest. I think I've done enough of that in my career.
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I think it gets uncomfortable when you try to act like you didn't just tell a joke that bombed.
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I don't mind either one [crowd that is more willing to interact or crowd that's more ready to just watch]. Both of them are forms of listening to what I'm saying so I can't ask for any more than that.
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I've been bumped, I've had to go up after them, I've had stuff thrown at me, I've been booed. I've had people steal from me and lie to me.
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