Quote

Think about the amount of crap the US has done! Between slavery and the genocide of the Native Americans - if any of that had been filmed like [Adolf] Hitler, we'd never live it down.

Bill Burr

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Bill Burr
Age: 56
Born: 1968
Born: June 10
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Podcaster
Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
Television Actor
Voice Actor
Writer
Canton
Massachusetts
William Frederic Bill Burr
Never
Hitler
Think
Crap
Thinking
Native
Like
Slavery
Americans
Amount
Filmed
Live
Adolf
Done
Genocide

More quotes by Bill Burr

Image
For aspiring comedians? Don't listen to me. Just go on stage and do what you think is funny.
Bill Burr
Image
I keep doing specials because I think there are a lot of people who make movies and TV who are fans of comedy - if they start to like you, they'll get a project going and call you in.
Bill Burr
Image
Podcasting is great. Total freedom.
Bill Burr
Image
There is a very difficult period in a comedian's career - it's that window of time where you're good enough to draw tickets but nobody knows you yet.
Bill Burr
Image
What would you rather be? 52 and look 52, or 52 and look like a 28-year-old lizard?
Bill Burr
Image
You know why men make more money than women? Because, in the unlikely event that we're both on the Titanic and it starts to sink, for some reason, you get to leave with the kids and I have to stay - that's why I get the dollar more an hour.
Bill Burr
Image
I mean, stand up you're by yourself and it's live and when you're acting, unless you're doing a monologue, you're interacting with somebody else. Even if you're doing a monologue you're saying it to somebody and it's not live so you can do it a few times.
Bill Burr
Image
I'm one of those guys where you know, I'm 23 years into this and I love the road more than ever and rather than whittling down my schedule to just play the major cities, I've actually expanded the amount of places that I go to because I want to see a bunch of stuff. You know, plan it as I can while I'm still young enough to travel.
Bill Burr
Image
My dad was a dentist but I wasn't a hygienist. I assisted my dad.
Bill Burr
Image
I have fun doing movies, I’ve had fun doing the animated show, and I certainly have fun doing standup. Even that, even though it’s just me talking, it’s also interaction with the crowd.
Bill Burr
Image
I've had a great time on the road, I would say shooting guns with a silencer in Jacksonville, Fla.
Bill Burr
Image
I used to think you had to live this miserable life and that that would make you funnier, but you don't. The misery will come. The misery will find you.
Bill Burr
Image
It's a whole new world as far as getting a show on the air. There's good things and bad things.
Bill Burr
Image
I have this weird sort of Gemini thing where I can really be empathetic and a loving person. But if you piss me off, I can be one of the meanest, most sadistic people.
Bill Burr
Image
I'm not easy to live with. My wife is a saint.
Bill Burr
Image
I was in NYC during 9/11 it happened on a Tuesday, I was on stage Thursday. It was a small crowd, but it took about 10 days and comedy clubs were packed.
Bill Burr
Image
I think it gets uncomfortable when you try to act like you didn't just tell a joke that bombed.
Bill Burr
Image
Haven't you noticed that every time the government f-ks up McDonald's has a new sandwich?
Bill Burr
Image
When you say, there's no reason [to hit a woman] that kills any examination as to how two people ended up at that place. When you say, there's no reason, you cut out the build-up and you're just left with the act. How you gonna solve it if you don't figure it out?
Bill Burr
Image
Your twenties is all about taking your childhood out on everyone that you run into.
Bill Burr