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When I watch 'Breaking Bad,' my stomach is in knots.
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Bill Burr
Age: 56
Born: 1968
Born: June 10
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Stand-Up Comedian
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Canton
Massachusetts
William Frederic Bill Burr
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I'm not easy to live with. My wife is a saint.
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Animated program was definitely a different process but it was fun though, it had elements of doing my podcast where we were all in a booth with microphones joking around and stuff. It was definitely a fun process.
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It’s been a dream to work with Netflix because they don’t have any pressure from advertisers.
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People should be happy to see you when you show up to a club because you're a good person. And stop caring about what the industry is looking for. Just say what you think is funny. .
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I bet The Walking Dead gets really low ratings out in Montana, just because all they need to do is look out their f-king window, am I right?
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Being a stand-up comic, this isn't a stepping-stone for me it's what I do, and this is what I'm always going to do. And even if I do a TV show, the only reasons to do a TV show is to get more people to know me to come out to my stand-up shows.
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I have fun doing movies, I’ve had fun doing the animated show, and I certainly have fun doing standup. Even that, even though it’s just me talking, it’s also interaction with the crowd.
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