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Bill Burr
Age: 56
Born: 1968
Born: June 10
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Stand-Up Comedian
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Canton
Massachusetts
William Frederic Bill Burr
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I have fun doing movies, I’ve had fun doing the animated show, and I certainly have fun doing standup. Even that, even though it’s just me talking, it’s also interaction with the crowd.
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My dad was a dentist but I wasn't a hygienist. I assisted my dad.
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Think about the amount of crap the US has done! Between slavery and the genocide of the Native Americans - if any of that had been filmed like [Adolf] Hitler, we'd never live it down.
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I cannot believe that [Donald Trump] is actually in the debates.
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I don't mind either one [crowd that is more willing to interact or crowd that's more ready to just watch]. Both of them are forms of listening to what I'm saying so I can't ask for any more than that.
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Haven't you noticed that every time the government f-ks up McDonald's has a new sandwich?
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I've been bumped, I've had to go up after them, I've had stuff thrown at me, I've been booed. I've had people steal from me and lie to me.
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Patrice O'Neal is the best comic I ever saw.
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I've battled with that type of stuff, but what I've found is that by doing stand-up, I've actually learned about depression and how to combat it. I don't have clinical, but I've definitely had my bouts with it.
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I liked Jimmy Snuka, Tony Garea, Larry Zbyszko, Bob Backlund, Bruno Sammartino, Chief Strongbow, SD Jones (even though they never let him win), Captain Lou, Ted DiBiase...Uh...I'm forgetting some people...Greg Valentine. Chris Rock and Ric Flair are the best. Ric Flair is the king.
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I think it gets uncomfortable when you try to act like you didn't just tell a joke that bombed.
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It's a whole new world as far as getting a show on the air. There's good things and bad things.
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Your twenties is all about taking your childhood out on everyone that you run into.
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There is no reason to hit a woman. And I was just like, really? I could give you, like, 17 right off the top of my head.
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I wasn't the good looking guy, I wasn't the hot chick, I wasn't the fat guy, I didn't have a catchphrase, I didn't wear a silly hat. I was just trying to improve as a comedian.
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You know, it wasn't even that I'm a funny guy, I just loved stand-up comedy and I wanted to do it. It was one of the few things in my life that I knew I was going to be able to do, and I also felt as though I'd be able to do it the way I wanted to do it.
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I'm trying to get away from trashing women, to be honest. I think I've done enough of that in my career.
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For aspiring comedians? Don't listen to me. Just go on stage and do what you think is funny.
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There is a very difficult period in a comedian's career - it's that window of time where you're good enough to draw tickets but nobody knows you yet.
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I wish they would teach it in schools: Give people the belief that they are going to do well. A lot of people are really talented and scared to follow their talent because you don't know where it's going.
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