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There is a very difficult period in a comedian's career - it's that window of time where you're good enough to draw tickets but nobody knows you yet.
Bill Burr
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Bill Burr
Age: 56
Born: 1968
Born: June 10
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I can tell you why I like different countries. Ireland - some of the funniest heckles I've ever gotten. And the last time I did England I did Bristol, Manchester, and then London. The whole country is just amazing to drive through.
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For aspiring comedians? Don't listen to me. Just go on stage and do what you think is funny.
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