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If this goes into sweatshop labor, I'm quitting this podcast.

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Bill Burr
Age: 56
Born: 1968
Born: June 10
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Podcaster
Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
Television Actor
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Canton
Massachusetts
William Frederic Bill Burr
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I'm trying to get away from trashing women, to be honest. I think I've done enough of that in my career.
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For aspiring comedians? Don't listen to me. Just go on stage and do what you think is funny.
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I liked Jimmy Snuka, Tony Garea, Larry Zbyszko, Bob Backlund, Bruno Sammartino, Chief Strongbow, SD Jones (even though they never let him win), Captain Lou, Ted DiBiase...Uh...I'm forgetting some people...Greg Valentine. Chris Rock and Ric Flair are the best. Ric Flair is the king.
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I love my dog. I hate bankers. I have issues with women. In my head, I’m a great guy.
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