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I love doing radio, and I love doing stand-up, obviously. I'm good flying up to four hours, but anything past that, I want to kill myself.

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Bill Burr
Age: 56
Born: 1968
Born: June 10
Actor
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Stand-Up Comedian
Television Actor
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Canton
Massachusetts
William Frederic Bill Burr
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I can tell you why I like different countries. Ireland - some of the funniest heckles I've ever gotten. And the last time I did England I did Bristol, Manchester, and then London. The whole country is just amazing to drive through.
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I'm trying to get away from trashing women, to be honest. I think I've done enough of that in my career.
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