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I was in NYC during 9/11 it happened on a Tuesday, I was on stage Thursday. It was a small crowd, but it took about 10 days and comedy clubs were packed.

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Bill Burr
Age: 56
Born: 1968
Born: June 10
Actor
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Canton
Massachusetts
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