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My favorite part of podcasting is running my mouth for an hour. The only time I dont like it is when Im off. Then that hour feels like a day and a half.
Bill Burr
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Bill Burr
Age: 56
Born: 1968
Born: June 10
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If this goes into sweatshop labor, I'm quitting this podcast.
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Haven't you noticed that every time the government f-ks up McDonald's has a new sandwich?
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I've been bumped, I've had to go up after them, I've had stuff thrown at me, I've been booed. I've had people steal from me and lie to me.
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I've had a great time on the road, I would say shooting guns with a silencer in Jacksonville, Fla.
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I don't mind either one [crowd that is more willing to interact or crowd that's more ready to just watch]. Both of them are forms of listening to what I'm saying so I can't ask for any more than that.
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And Donald Trump? That man literally has people shouting the n word at his rallies and he doesn't address it, which is astounding to me. He's a terrible person.
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