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My favorite part of podcasting is running my mouth for an hour. The only time I dont like it is when Im off. Then that hour feels like a day and a half.

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Bill Burr
Age: 56
Born: 1968
Born: June 10
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I cannot believe that [Donald Trump] is actually in the debates.
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People should be happy to see you when you show up to a club because you're a good person. And stop caring about what the industry is looking for. Just say what you think is funny. .
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I'm not easy to live with. My wife is a saint.
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