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I gotta be honest with you. Im kind of jealous of the way my dad gets to talk to my mom sometimes. Where are all those old-school women you can just take your day out on? When did they stop making those angels?
Bill Burr
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Bill Burr
Age: 56
Born: 1968
Born: June 10
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William Frederic Bill Burr
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