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I do my podcast on Mondays for a specific reason. A lot of people go to work and don't like their jobs. If you give people something to laugh about, it's good.

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Bill Burr
Age: 56
Born: 1968
Born: June 10
Actor
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Canton
Massachusetts
William Frederic Bill Burr
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