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Your twenties is all about taking your childhood out on everyone that you run into.
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Bill Burr
Age: 56
Born: 1968
Born: June 10
Actor
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Stand-Up Comedian
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Canton
Massachusetts
William Frederic Bill Burr
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I can tell you why I like different countries. Ireland - some of the funniest heckles I've ever gotten. And the last time I did England I did Bristol, Manchester, and then London. The whole country is just amazing to drive through.
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Actually they [ Netflix] were telling us to push it further and I've never gotten a nod like that from anybody in the industry, so it's been awesome to work with them. I'm very happy where we're at.
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I love my dog. I hate bankers. I have issues with women. In my head, I’m a great guy.
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There is no reason to hit a woman. And I was just like, really? I could give you, like, 17 right off the top of my head.
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Gold diggers are the wife beaters of men!
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Let's go to Brunch. What a great idea! Why would you want to sleep in on a Sunday when you can go pay $18 for eggs? Now, you're thinking.
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I'm also disappointed in the Democrats that Hillary [Clintom] was the best they could get - It just keeps going back to Bush's and Clinton's - I'm sick of 'em! Even Jeb [Bush] was hanging in there for a minute.
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I think it gets uncomfortable when you try to act like you didn't just tell a joke that bombed.
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If you're on social media as a performer you can tell. If you don't get any Tweets you know it's bombed. I can pretty much gauge how it's doing by comparing the reception to shows I've done that have actual ratings.
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If you try to deliver a funny line in a funny way, it comes out as wacky and you ruin the scene.
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You know why men make more money than women? Because, in the unlikely event that we're both on the Titanic and it starts to sink, for some reason, you get to leave with the kids and I have to stay - that's why I get the dollar more an hour.
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I have to make small adjustments, but I can't change too much. If I'm worrying about that stuff too much then the show isn't as funny.
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I'm not going to lie. I am a psycho. Luckily, I get most of it out on stage.
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My favorite part of podcasting is running my mouth for an hour. The only time I dont like it is when Im off. Then that hour feels like a day and a half.
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For aspiring comedians? Don't listen to me. Just go on stage and do what you think is funny.
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