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You may find that your parents are the most delightful people, but you don't want to live with them.
Bill Bryson
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Bill Bryson
Age: 72
Born: 1951
Born: December 8
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Those who sniff decay in every shift of sense or alteration of usage do the language no service. Too often for such people the notion of good English has less to do with expressing ideas clearly than with making words conform to some arbitrary pattern.
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I can wear a baseball cap I am entitled to wear a baseball cap. I am genetically pre-disposed to wear a baseball cap, whereas most English people look wrong in a baseball cap.
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