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So many beautiful things, I cannot possess them all!

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Bill Bailey
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: January 13
Comedian
Composer
Guitarist
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Singer-Songwriter
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Stand-Up Comedian
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Television is where you earn regular money so you can plan a little bit but even then only when you have a regular gig. If you're just doing the odd appearance, you don't know if it will carry on.
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Toughest job I ever had: selling doors, door to door.
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Thank God for Darwin, eh?
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That ideology was never going to work, was it? It was just cobbled together from different beliefs: The anti-intellectualism of the Khmer Rouge, the religious persecution of the Nazis, the enforced beard-wearing from the world of folk music, and the segregation and humiliation of women from the world of golf.
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Relaxed Empiricism -- I only believe something to be true if someone I know quite well tells me if happened.
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I spent my childhood scrambling round badgers and foxes and playing fantastic country kid games like knocking on people's doors and running away. God that was a good game.
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I once punched a bloke in the face for saying 'Hawk the Slayer' was rubbish, when what I should have said 'Dad, you're wrong.'
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I suppose you could be a member of a terrorist organization in a non-violent way, in the laundry or the catering department.
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In Unity there is strength We can move mountains when we're united and enjoy life - Without unity we are victims. Stay united.
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I think we've missed a trick there. We could develop wheat with the properties of Velcro... to catch whatever it is that's forming those crop circles! But then the spaceship would have to have the corresponding Velcro, so it's a bit of a long shot.
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Talking of white supremacist violent types, I was in America, recently.
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I am Zebedee, lord of the woods! Bow down snail, I have dominion!
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Work hard, save and live within your means.
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People say 'Bill, are you an optimist?' And I say, 'I hope so.'
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