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I try to appreciate the simple things. I've just been camping with my son and I enjoyed that just as much if not more than a holiday in a posh hotel. I like making a cup of tea and bacon sarnie in the morning.

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Bill Bailey
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: January 13
Comedian
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