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Bill Bailey
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: January 13
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I never really thought comedy was a career option, just something I did for fun. Suddenly I realised I was getting paid which was a bonus. I studied for a diploma with the London College of Music, and teaching was something I thought I might do but comedy intervened.
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Hitler was a vegetarian. Just goes to show, vegetarianism, not always a good thing. Can in some extreme cases lead to genocide.
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The scotch egg is such a Scottish food. It's as though a great Scottish chef said: I need a tasty snack. Let's take an egg... and wrap it in meat!! Makes it a bit harder.
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Thank God for Darwin, eh?
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This shed does not contain me.
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Live comedy's a very reckless, foolhardy profession. You're only as good as your last gig so earnings fluctuate.
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The day after tomorrow is the first day of the rest of your life - that way you've always got a couple of days in hand.
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Television is where you earn regular money so you can plan a little bit but even then only when you have a regular gig. If you're just doing the odd appearance, you don't know if it will carry on.
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Relaxed Empiricism -- I only believe something to be true if someone I know quite well tells me if happened.
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I am a confectionery-based existentialist.
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American rock has a sort of self-pitying whine to it.
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So many beautiful things, I cannot possess them all!
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Do not crush the flowers of wisdom with the hobnail boots of cynicism.
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Or, as I call it, a Cheesel, it's a Weasel with a Cheese finish.
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The way we live in the West we live like kings. People moan about this and that in Britain but we have running water, electricity, security and a rule of law and so many people in the world don't have these.
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If you have enough money to be comfortable it makes life a lot easier and that's undeniable. But I think happiness is more elusive.
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The BBC did a survey of the top 50 things to do before we die. Not while we're still alive, before we die.
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I got ham but I'm not a Hamster
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People say 'Bill, are you an optimist?' And I say, 'I hope so.'
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I spent money on a decent bike, a bit of kit for paddle boarding and I like bird watching so I bought a decent pair of binoculars but as far as bottles of Cristal champagne and Gucci loafers? No, blingy and showy stuff isn't me.
Bill Bailey