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Talking of white supremacist violent types, I was in America, recently.
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Bill Bailey
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: January 13
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That ideology was never going to work, was it? It was just cobbled together from different beliefs: The anti-intellectualism of the Khmer Rouge, the religious persecution of the Nazis, the enforced beard-wearing from the world of folk music, and the segregation and humiliation of women from the world of golf.
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I feel sorry for James Blunt, he has to wake up every morning and think 'Oh my God, I'm James Blunt, what have I done?'
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So many beautiful things, I cannot possess them all!
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