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Talking of white supremacist violent types, I was in America, recently.
Bill Bailey
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Bill Bailey
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: January 13
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I think we've missed a trick there. We could develop wheat with the properties of Velcro... to catch whatever it is that's forming those crop circles! But then the spaceship would have to have the corresponding Velcro, so it's a bit of a long shot.
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This was my attempt to deter cold callers: There's no past, there's no future, just one pulsating present... Please leave your message after the tone.
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