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In Unity there is strength We can move mountains when we're united and enjoy life - Without unity we are victims. Stay united.
Bill Bailey
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Bill Bailey
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: January 13
Comedian
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Mark Bailey
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But our country's equivalent of gritty reality is more like Look out Sarge, he's got a shooter!
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Come to Belarus, where wild animals will steal your fruit
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Contentment is knowing you're right. Happiness is knowing someone else is wrong.
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Or, as I call it, a Cheesel, it's a Weasel with a Cheese finish.
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