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If one has no sense of humor, one is in trouble.
Betty White
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Betty White
Age: 102
Born: 1922
Born: January 17
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If you're walking with your lady on the sidewalk, I still like to see a man walking street-side, to protect the lady from traffic. I grew up with that, and I hate to see something like that get lost. I still like to see that a man opens the door. I like those touches of chivalry that are fast disappearing.
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