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I want to have fun, and I want to give people a good laugh.

Bette Midler

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Bette Midler
Age: 79
Born: 1945
Born: December 1
Actor
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[On Helen Reddy:] She ought to be arrested for loitering in front of an orchestra.
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When I finally did stop and look at my life, I realized that I had done what I'd set out to do. In my pitiful little way, I had climbed the mountain I had chosen. And there I was, on top.
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When you have a steady job you're more inspired to broaden yourself.
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Group conformity scares the pants off me because it's so often a prelude to cruelty towards anyone who doesn't want to - or can't - join the Big Parade.
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I'm the last of the truly tacky women. I do trash with flash and sleaze with ease.
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It's the Point of Your View that Decides What You See - / One Man's Flop Is Another Man's Hit. / From Manners to Movies, the Picture Keeps Changing / Depending Upon Where You Sit.
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Marriage is such hard work. And it's full of rage and real human drama.
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You have to be alert. When my daughter, Sophie, came out of the womb, she was instantly alert, as if she had been here before. And she was a little disappointed that she was here again.
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I decided years ago not to read stories about myself anymore. Each one is a potential minefield: Whatever it says, you're bound to take it the wrong way. Why do it if you know it's going to make you miserable?
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A lot of people say that my life is wasted on me because I could be a bigger asshole than I am, but I've chosen not to be.
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We're all divine, but I was the only one who had the nerve to call myself that.
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For days on end, I would hardly speak, and when I did only the vilest sort of gibberish would spout forth. I became morose and fat. Unapproachable, except when eating - and then only by waiters.
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The inventor of the modern foundation garment that we women wear today was a German scientist and opera lover by the name of Otto Titsling.
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My whole life had been spent waiting for an epiphany, a manifestation of God's presence, the kind of transcendent, magical experience that lets you see your place in the big picture. And that is what I had with my first [compost] heap.
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If only I'd known my differentness would be an asset, then my earlier life would have been much easier.
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You can't just have a clean public space - you also have to have people willing to use it, and something that will draw them in.
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I firmly believe that with the right footwear one can rule the world.
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I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite.
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before one actually visits them, everyone tends to think of their favorite countries as one grand Disneyland filled with national monuments and historical treasures conveniently laid out for easy viewing, when what they really are filled with, of course, is people going to work, laundromats and places to buy rat poison.
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If they [at the audition] don't like the way you sound they won't buy you anyway, ripped dress or no ripped dress, ass hanging out or no ass hanging out.
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