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Humor disarms people. They don't feel threatened.
Bette Midler
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Bette Midler
Age: 78
Born: 1945
Born: December 1
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I firmly believe that with the right footwear one can rule the world.
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There's the media-driven universe, in which the public perceives you in a superficial way. Then there's the universe that you actually inhabit, where you have to get up even if you didn't sleep so well, and you feel like crap and your face is swollen.
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It's the Point of Your View that Decides What You See - / One Man's Flop Is Another Man's Hit. / From Manners to Movies, the Picture Keeps Changing / Depending Upon Where You Sit.
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People put barriers up in your path, and one of those barriers is age. They tell you, You're too old. You don't photograph so well anymore. I know I don't photograph so well anymore, so what can I do? I can do something different, where it doesn't matter as much how I look.
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The inventor of the modern foundation garment that we women wear today was a German scientist and opera lover by the name of Otto Titsling.
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GOD is watching us, from a Distance.
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For days on end, I would hardly speak, and when I did only the vilest sort of gibberish would spout forth. I became morose and fat. Unapproachable, except when eating - and then only by waiters.
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I do look upon all of life as an episode - which is why the people around me are probably on guard!
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Melbourne is the kind of town that really makes you consider the question 'Is there life after death?
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I'm mad about God! That's why I'm divine.
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People are not the best because they work hard. They work hard because they are the best.
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Through books and photographs, I saw a world that was not my own - and I realized that there was another world.
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For some people, a park is the only place in their entire world where they can see something beautiful.
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My idea of superwoman is someone who scrubs her own floors.
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I have my standards. They're low, but I have them.
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It's important that you all agree on what the parameters are and what you can accomplish - and not get pissed off or beat yourself up for what you can't accomplish.
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Find your Light They can't love you if they can't see you
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Writing a book is not as tough as it is to haul thirty-five people around the country and sweat like a horse five nights a week.
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I never know how much of what I say is true.
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From the age of 14 until I was 50, I just got on a treadmill and ran. I never stopped to assess what I was doing or to pat myself on the back.
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