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Humor disarms people. They don't feel threatened.
Bette Midler
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Bette Midler
Age: 79
Born: 1945
Born: December 1
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If they [at the audition] don't like the way you sound they won't buy you anyway, ripped dress or no ripped dress, ass hanging out or no ass hanging out.
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Group conformity scares the pants off me because it's so often a prelude to cruelty towards anyone who doesn't want to - or can't - join the Big Parade.
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It's the heart afraid of breaking that never learns to dance. It is the dream afraid of waking that never takes the chance.
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When I finally did stop and look at my life, I realized that I had done what I'd set out to do. In my pitiful little way, I had climbed the mountain I had chosen. And there I was, on top.
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I'm the last of the truly tacky women. I do trash with flash and sleaze with ease.
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My idea of superwoman is someone who scrubs her own floors.
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Make sure your life is a rare entertainment! It doesn't take anything drastic. You needn't be gorgeous or wealthy or smart, just very enthusiastic!
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It is true that in this culture, they throw you out when you get older. I see it all the time, especially in my business. At my age, you're playing somebody's mother - and there aren't even a lot of those roles!
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A lot of people say that my life is wasted on me because I could be a bigger asshole than I am, but I've chosen not to be.
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Sold my soul. Bought these devil chains.
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I decided years ago not to read stories about myself anymore. Each one is a potential minefield: Whatever it says, you're bound to take it the wrong way. Why do it if you know it's going to make you miserable?
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After thirty, a body has a mind of its own.
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My whole life had been spent waiting for an epiphany, a manifestation of God's presence, the kind of transcendent, magical experience that lets you see your place in the big picture. And that is what I had with my first [compost] heap.
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For some people, a park is the only place in their entire world where they can see something beautiful.
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I fear for the future of the planet. But in a funny way, I'm even sanguine about that.
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I've forbidden my daughter to have grandchildren, I'm too young.
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If you're frightened, you're out of luck.
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A lot of people have no access to beauty. When I was growing up, my mother had only a few pretty things to look at.
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If you can accept your differentness and learn to love it and encourage it, then you can be someone wonderful.
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The [film] industry is an ecosystem that's sick.
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