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When it's time to shuffle off this mortal coil, you leave your ashes to be composted.
Bette Midler
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Bette Midler
Age: 78
Born: 1945
Born: December 1
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I think the essence of humor has not changed. It's all about surprise, facilitating follows. But the context of humor has changed. Previously, the jokes were more related to current issues, political. Today people make about each other either funny or about people like Kim Kardashian. It's brutal. Everything is so much vielschmutziger.
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When it's three o'clock in New York, it's still 1938 in London.
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Most people don't deserve to be spoken of in the same breath as Chaplin or Lucille Ball.
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Humor disarms people. They don't feel threatened.
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I'm the last of the truly tacky women. I do trash with flash and sleaze with ease.
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I've forbidden my daughter to have grandchildren, I'm too young.
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I don't like violence. I get sick from violence. Do you think people are excited by violence?
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My idea of superwoman is someone who scrubs her own floors.
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I have a ball - and it keeps my heart rate up. I get to wear fabulous clothes. I get to make people laugh. That's my core business, and that's where I'll always return.
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People are not the best because they work hard. They work hard because they are the best.
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I'm looking for something that gives me a chance to stretch. Because I have my own work, and I can do anything I want in my own work - juggle, tap dance, anything I want.
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Sold my soul. Bought these devil chains.
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Through books and photographs, I saw a world that was not my own - and I realized that there was another world.
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before one actually visits them, everyone tends to think of their favorite countries as one grand Disneyland filled with national monuments and historical treasures conveniently laid out for easy viewing, when what they really are filled with, of course, is people going to work, laundromats and places to buy rat poison.
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It's the heart afraid of breaking that never learns to dance. It is the dream afraid of waking that never takes the chance.
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Writing a book is not as tough as it is to haul thirty-five people around the country and sweat like a horse five nights a week.
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Without passion, the powers-that-be can run roughshod over you.
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For some people, a park is the only place in their entire world where they can see something beautiful.
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When you have a steady job you're more inspired to broaden yourself.
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For days on end, I would hardly speak, and when I did only the vilest sort of gibberish would spout forth. I became morose and fat. Unapproachable, except when eating - and then only by waiters.
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