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If you pick up a ukulele, it will make you unbelievably happy.
Bette Midler
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Bette Midler
Age: 78
Born: 1945
Born: December 1
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I'm the last of the truly tacky women. I do trash with flash and sleaze with ease.
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Sold my soul. Bought these devil chains.
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It's important that you all agree on what the parameters are and what you can accomplish - and not get pissed off or beat yourself up for what you can't accomplish.
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[On Helen Reddy:] She ought to be arrested for loitering in front of an orchestra.
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before one actually visits them, everyone tends to think of their favorite countries as one grand Disneyland filled with national monuments and historical treasures conveniently laid out for easy viewing, when what they really are filled with, of course, is people going to work, laundromats and places to buy rat poison.
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