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Men's brains are smaller than those of women so they can fit into their penises.
Bette Midler
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Bette Midler
Age: 78
Born: 1945
Born: December 1
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For days on end, I would hardly speak, and when I did only the vilest sort of gibberish would spout forth. I became morose and fat. Unapproachable, except when eating - and then only by waiters.
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People are not the best because they work hard. They work hard because they are the best.
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My idea of superwoman is someone who scrubs her own floors.
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It's the heart afraid of breaking that never learns to dance. It is the dream afraid of waking that never takes the chance.
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When it's three o'clock in New York, it's still 1938 in London.
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Through books and photographs, I saw a world that was not my own - and I realized that there was another world.
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Here I am, one of the most colorful women of my time - if not of my block - being made to sound positively legumelike in printed interviews.
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If only I'd known my differentness would be an asset, then my earlier life would have been much easier.
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It is true that in this culture, they throw you out when you get older. I see it all the time, especially in my business. At my age, you're playing somebody's mother - and there aren't even a lot of those roles!
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I never know how much of what I say is true.
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A lot of people have no access to beauty. When I was growing up, my mother had only a few pretty things to look at.
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I'm mad about God! That's why I'm divine.
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I've always been lucky enough to have great audiences. It has been quite a life.
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When you have a steady job you're more inspired to broaden yourself.
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I come from an overly confident place. But I'm overconfident because of feelings of inferiority.
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I've always said we got married because there was nothing on TV.
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If somebody makes me laugh, I’m his slave for life.
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The inventor of the modern foundation garment that we women wear today was a German scientist and opera lover by the name of Otto Titsling.
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I read a comment that made me think I should stop singing for a while. And I didn't want to stop singing, because it was the only thing I loved. At first I thought, Maybe I'll get better and eventually please the person who wrote about my singing. But then I thought, I probably will never please this person. I should just do what pleases me.
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Honey, I can smell the scent of another woman from 500 paces.
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