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Men's brains are smaller than those of women so they can fit into their penises.
Bette Midler
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Bette Midler
Age: 78
Born: 1945
Born: December 1
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I read neither good nor bad about me. I let it not even in my life, so it has no effect on me. I am very sensitive.
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I always try to balance the light with the heavy - a few tears of human spirit in with the sequins and the fringes.
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I made a pact with myself a long time ago: Never watch anything stupider than you. It's helped me a lot.
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I'm looking for something that gives me a chance to stretch. Because I have my own work, and I can do anything I want in my own work - juggle, tap dance, anything I want.
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When my daughter was younger we showed her all the great musicals. And the great dramas and great comedies, and the one that she took to the most was Some Like It Hot.
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If they [at the audition] don't like the way you sound they won't buy you anyway, ripped dress or no ripped dress, ass hanging out or no ass hanging out.
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Melbourne is the kind of town that really makes you consider the question 'Is there life after death?
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We're all divine, but I was the only one who had the nerve to call myself that.
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Humor disarms people. They don't feel threatened.
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I'm mad about God! That's why I'm divine.
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When you have a steady job you're more inspired to broaden yourself.
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It's the Point of Your View that Decides What You See - / One Man's Flop Is Another Man's Hit. / From Manners to Movies, the Picture Keeps Changing / Depending Upon Where You Sit.
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Me, I'm just a hack. I'm just a schlep-per. I just do what I can do.
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I'm the last of the truly tacky women. I do trash with flash and sleaze with ease.
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That's why I'm concerned about education, because it helps our children see other worlds. Education is my next big thing. When music and art were taken out of the schools, I went berserk!
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I had no idea of being a star, all I knew was that I wanted to be a great actress, I wanted to work as an actress. So I thought the way I would be a great actress was to sing and dance first. Lay a foundation - get my foot in the door, and then undoubtedly, of course, I would be offered great roles as soon as I grew up enough to handle them.
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It's important that you all agree on what the parameters are and what you can accomplish - and not get pissed off or beat yourself up for what you can't accomplish.
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If someone were to say seriously, I'm divine, she'd have to be locked up. There are lots of people in mental institutions going around saying I'm God. But because I'm funny about it, they haven't locked me up yet. And I don't give myself airs, either.
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Through books and photographs, I saw a world that was not my own - and I realized that there was another world. That's why I'm concerned about education, because it helps our children see other worlds.
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GOD is watching us, from a Distance.
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