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Men's brains are smaller than those of women so they can fit into their penises.
Bette Midler
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Bette Midler
Age: 79
Born: 1945
Born: December 1
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I come from an overly confident place. But I'm overconfident because of feelings of inferiority.
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If you're frightened, you're out of luck.
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