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Men's brains are smaller than those of women so they can fit into their penises.
Bette Midler
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Bette Midler
Age: 78
Born: 1945
Born: December 1
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Here I am, one of the most colorful women of my time - if not of my block - being made to sound positively legumelike in printed interviews.
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I wish America would spend even half as much time complaining about plastics in our oceans as we do about actresses' plastic surgery.
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It's the heart afraid of breaking that never learns to dance. It is the dream afraid of waking that never takes the chance.
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I'm mad about God! That's why I'm divine.
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People are not the best because they work hard. They work hard because they are the best.
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I'd make a wonderful Lady Macbeth. I'll wear a pair of platform shoes or something.
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Through books and photographs, I saw a world that was not my own - and I realized that there was another world. That's why I'm concerned about education, because it helps our children see other worlds.
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A lot of people have no access to beauty. When I was growing up, my mother had only a few pretty things to look at.
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I always wanted to be a performer, I didn't know exactly what kind of performer, all I knew was there were certain things that I liked. I liked movies a whole lot, and I loved music.
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Sometimes you have to make your own opportunities, and that's why I'm on TV. I wasn't going to sit around anymore, waiting for the damn phone to ring. I had to create my own place - I've always done that.
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I have my standards. They're low, but I have them.
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When you have a steady job you're more inspired to broaden yourself.
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Marriage is such hard work. And it's full of rage and real human drama.
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Some say love, it is a razor that leaves your soul to bleed.
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It's the Point of Your View that Decides What You See - / One Man's Flop Is Another Man's Hit. / From Manners to Movies, the Picture Keeps Changing / Depending Upon Where You Sit.
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It's a different world now: Stars come and go quickly, and there are so many of them. I read a statistic that all the record companies combined used to put out around 3,000 albums in a year. Now they put out something like 30,000!
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The inventor of the modern foundation garment that we women wear today was a German scientist and opera lover by the name of Otto Titsling.
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I love nature, in spite of what it did to me.
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I'm the last of the truly tacky women. I do trash with flash and sleaze with ease.
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It is true that in this culture, they throw you out when you get older. I see it all the time, especially in my business. At my age, you're playing somebody's mother - and there aren't even a lot of those roles!
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