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Men's brains are smaller than those of women so they can fit into their penises.
Bette Midler
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Bette Midler
Age: 78
Born: 1945
Born: December 1
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I read a comment that made me think I should stop singing for a while. And I didn't want to stop singing, because it was the only thing I loved. At first I thought, Maybe I'll get better and eventually please the person who wrote about my singing. But then I thought, I probably will never please this person. I should just do what pleases me.
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