Quote

If they [at the audition] don't like the way you sound they won't buy you anyway, ripped dress or no ripped dress, ass hanging out or no ass hanging out.

Bette Midler

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Bette Midler
Age: 78
Born: 1945
Born: December 1
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Producer
Musician
Singer
Singer-Songwriter
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Voice Actor
Honolulu
Hawaii
The Divine Miss M
Way
Ripped
Like
Auditions
Hanging
Ass
Dress
Anyway
Dresses
Sound
Audition

More quotes by Bette Midler

Image
I don't like violence. I get sick from violence. Do you think people are excited by violence?
Bette Midler
Image
If you're frightened, you're out of luck.
Bette Midler
Image
I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite.
Bette Midler
Image
I've always been lucky enough to have great audiences. It has been quite a life.
Bette Midler
Image
I think the essence of humor has not changed. It's all about surprise, facilitating follows. But the context of humor has changed. Previously, the jokes were more related to current issues, political. Today people make about each other either funny or about people like Kim Kardashian. It's brutal. Everything is so much vielschmutziger.
Bette Midler
Image
Me, I'm just a hack. I'm just a schlep-per. I just do what I can do.
Bette Midler
Image
I'm looking for something that gives me a chance to stretch. Because I have my own work, and I can do anything I want in my own work - juggle, tap dance, anything I want.
Bette Midler
Image
When you have a steady job you're more inspired to broaden yourself.
Bette Midler
Image
I'd make a wonderful Lady Macbeth. I'll wear a pair of platform shoes or something.
Bette Midler
Image
Sold my soul. Bought these devil chains.
Bette Midler
Image
It's important that you all agree on what the parameters are and what you can accomplish - and not get pissed off or beat yourself up for what you can't accomplish.
Bette Midler
Image
Honey, I can smell the scent of another woman from 500 paces.
Bette Midler
Image
If only I'd known my differentness would be an asset, then my earlier life would have been much easier.
Bette Midler
Image
If someone were to say seriously, I'm divine, she'd have to be locked up. There are lots of people in mental institutions going around saying I'm God. But because I'm funny about it, they haven't locked me up yet. And I don't give myself airs, either.
Bette Midler
Image
I'm mad about God! That's why I'm divine.
Bette Midler
Image
I decided years ago not to read stories about myself anymore. Each one is a potential minefield: Whatever it says, you're bound to take it the wrong way. Why do it if you know it's going to make you miserable?
Bette Midler
Image
I made a pact with myself a long time ago: Never watch anything stupider than you. It's helped me a lot.
Bette Midler
Image
I never know how much of what I say is true.
Bette Midler
Image
All these children [who did not have music and art classes at school] go out into the world without knowing that there is anything other than what they have. Of course, children do look at TV, but what does it give them?
Bette Midler
Image
People put barriers up in your path, and one of those barriers is age. They tell you, You're too old. You don't photograph so well anymore. I know I don't photograph so well anymore, so what can I do? I can do something different, where it doesn't matter as much how I look.
Bette Midler