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Here I am, one of the most colorful women of my time - if not of my block - being made to sound positively legumelike in printed interviews.

Bette Midler

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Bette Midler
Age: 79
Born: 1945
Born: December 1
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Image is everything, and the voice or the idea or the song is hardly anything at all. Half the time the person isn't even doing the singing. I'm a bit cynical about this [music] business.
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For days on end, I would hardly speak, and when I did only the vilest sort of gibberish would spout forth. I became morose and fat. Unapproachable, except when eating - and then only by waiters.
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When the movies first started, audiences were dumbstruck to see actresses walking around in evening gowns. They'd never seen anything like that. They wanted to be like those actors and actresses, so the movies informed their behavior. A lot of people started drinking martinis and smoking cigarettes because they felt it was cool.
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Men's brains are smaller than those of women so they can fit into their penises.
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I made a pact with myself a long time ago: Never watch anything stupider than you. It's helped me a lot.
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I decided years ago not to read stories about myself anymore. Each one is a potential minefield: Whatever it says, you're bound to take it the wrong way. Why do it if you know it's going to make you miserable?
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It's the heart afraid of breaking that never learns to dance. It is the dream afraid of waking that never takes the chance.
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Sold my soul. Bought these devil chains.
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Most people don't deserve to be spoken of in the same breath as Chaplin or Lucille Ball.
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I've forbidden my daughter to have grandchildren, I'm too young.
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When it's time to shuffle off this mortal coil, you leave your ashes to be composted.
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