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Total contentment is only for cows.
Bette Midler
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Bette Midler
Age: 78
Born: 1945
Born: December 1
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I think the essence of humor has not changed. It's all about surprise, facilitating follows. But the context of humor has changed. Previously, the jokes were more related to current issues, political. Today people make about each other either funny or about people like Kim Kardashian. It's brutal. Everything is so much vielschmutziger.
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I bear no grudges. I have a mind that retains nothing.
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When I finally did stop and look at my life, I realized that I had done what I'd set out to do. In my pitiful little way, I had climbed the mountain I had chosen. And there I was, on top.
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When it's three o'clock in New York, it's still 1938 in London.
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After thirty, a body has a mind of its own.
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For days on end, I would hardly speak, and when I did only the vilest sort of gibberish would spout forth. I became morose and fat. Unapproachable, except when eating - and then only by waiters.
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The [film] business is run by men, and they're basically interested in their own species, and they're not so interested in women belonging to the human race.
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Make sure your life is a rare entertainment! It doesn't take anything drastic. You needn't be gorgeous or wealthy or smart, just very enthusiastic!
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Without passion, the powers-that-be can run roughshod over you.
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You can feel compassion for others without feeling victimized yourself.
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Most people don't deserve to be spoken of in the same breath as Chaplin or Lucille Ball.
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Through books and photographs, I saw a world that was not my own - and I realized that there was another world. That's why I'm concerned about education, because it helps our children see other worlds.
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I'd make a wonderful Lady Macbeth. I'll wear a pair of platform shoes or something.
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We're all divine, but I was the only one who had the nerve to call myself that.
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Men's brains are smaller than those of women so they can fit into their penises.
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A lot of people say that my life is wasted on me because I could be a bigger asshole than I am, but I've chosen not to be.
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If somebody makes me laugh, I’m his slave for life.
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I made a pact with myself a long time ago: Never watch anything stupider than you. It's helped me a lot.
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For some people, a park is the only place in their entire world where they can see something beautiful.
Bette Midler
Humor disarms people. They don't feel threatened.
Bette Midler