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If somebody makes me laugh, I’m his slave for life.

Bette Midler

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Bette Midler
Age: 78
Born: 1945
Born: December 1
Actor
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Singer
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I do look upon all of life as an episode - which is why the people around me are probably on guard!
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When I started in this [music] business, I had a dream, but it was amorphous, and I had no experience. I just had a fuzzy notion of what life would be like if I became what I pictured.
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I've forbidden my daughter to have grandchildren, I'm too young.
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Group conformity scares the pants off me because it's so often a prelude to cruelty towards anyone who doesn't want to - or can't - join the Big Parade.
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From a distance the world looks blue and green, and the snow-capped mountains white. From a distance the ocean meets the stream, and the eagle takes to flight. From a distance, there is harmony, and it echoes through the land. It's the voice of hope, it's the voice of peace, it's the voice of every man
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Melbourne is the kind of town that really makes you consider the question 'Is there life after death?
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I'm so glad to be back in New York. Los Angeles can be so cold, so cruel after you've been-what's the word?-oh yes: 'fired.'
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I read a comment that made me think I should stop singing for a while. And I didn't want to stop singing, because it was the only thing I loved. At first I thought, Maybe I'll get better and eventually please the person who wrote about my singing. But then I thought, I probably will never please this person. I should just do what pleases me.
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If you can accept your differentness and learn to love it and encourage it, then you can be someone wonderful.
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Writing a book is not as tough as it is to haul thirty-five people around the country and sweat like a horse five nights a week.
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From the age of 14 until I was 50, I just got on a treadmill and ran. I never stopped to assess what I was doing or to pat myself on the back.
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If only I'd known my differentness would be an asset, then my earlier life would have been much easier.
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You can feel compassion for others without feeling victimized yourself.
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I don't like violence. I get sick from violence. Do you think people are excited by violence?
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It's the Point of Your View that Decides What You See - / One Man's Flop Is Another Man's Hit. / From Manners to Movies, the Picture Keeps Changing / Depending Upon Where You Sit.
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I made a pact with myself a long time ago: Never watch anything stupider than you. It's helped me a lot.
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If someone were to say seriously, I'm divine, she'd have to be locked up. There are lots of people in mental institutions going around saying I'm God. But because I'm funny about it, they haven't locked me up yet. And I don't give myself airs, either.
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I wish America would spend even half as much time complaining about plastics in our oceans as we do about actresses' plastic surgery.
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When it's time to shuffle off this mortal coil, you leave your ashes to be composted.
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