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If somebody makes me laugh, I’m his slave for life.

Bette Midler

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Bette Midler
Age: 78
Born: 1945
Born: December 1
Actor
Comedian
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Film Producer
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Singer
Singer-Songwriter
Stage Actor
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There's the media-driven universe, in which the public perceives you in a superficial way. Then there's the universe that you actually inhabit, where you have to get up even if you didn't sleep so well, and you feel like crap and your face is swollen.
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[On Helen Reddy:] She ought to be arrested for loitering in front of an orchestra.
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I read a comment that made me think I should stop singing for a while. And I didn't want to stop singing, because it was the only thing I loved. At first I thought, Maybe I'll get better and eventually please the person who wrote about my singing. But then I thought, I probably will never please this person. I should just do what pleases me.
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I don't like violence. I get sick from violence. Do you think people are excited by violence?
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I made a pact with myself a long time ago: Never watch anything stupider than you. It's helped me a lot.
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It's a different world now: Stars come and go quickly, and there are so many of them. I read a statistic that all the record companies combined used to put out around 3,000 albums in a year. Now they put out something like 30,000!
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Honey, I can smell the scent of another woman from 500 paces.
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It's important that you all agree on what the parameters are and what you can accomplish - and not get pissed off or beat yourself up for what you can't accomplish.
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I read neither good nor bad about me. I let it not even in my life, so it has no effect on me. I am very sensitive.
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If you pick up a ukulele, it will make you unbelievably happy.
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If they [at the audition] don't like the way you sound they won't buy you anyway, ripped dress or no ripped dress, ass hanging out or no ass hanging out.
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When I finally did stop and look at my life, I realized that I had done what I'd set out to do. In my pitiful little way, I had climbed the mountain I had chosen. And there I was, on top.
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Me, I'm just a hack. I'm just a schlep-per. I just do what I can do.
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Image is everything, and the voice or the idea or the song is hardly anything at all. Half the time the person isn't even doing the singing. I'm a bit cynical about this [music] business.
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Melbourne is the kind of town that really makes you consider the question 'Is there life after death?
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