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If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?
Bette Midler
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Bette Midler
Age: 79
Born: 1945
Born: December 1
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I have my standards. They're low, but I have them.
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I wish America would spend even half as much time complaining about plastics in our oceans as we do about actresses' plastic surgery.
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