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Sex is God's joke on human beings.
Bette Davis
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Bette Davis
Age: 81 †
Born: 1908
Born: April 5
Died: 1989
Died: October 6
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East Chelmsford
Massachusetts
Ruth Elizabeth Davis
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I didn't forget your breakfast. I didn't bring your breakfast. Because you didn't eat your din-din.
Bette Davis
I have often seen an actor laugh off the stage, but I don't remember ever having seen one weep.
Bette Davis
I never said anything that was unprintable. Never said anything just for the sake of being startling.
Bette Davis
Pray to God and say the lines.
Bette Davis
One begins to realize that one is getting old when the birthday candles weigh more than the cake.
Bette Davis
Evil people you never forget them. And that's the aim of any actress-never to be forgotten.
Bette Davis
I was thought to be stuck up. I wasn't. i was just sure of myself.
Bette Davis
Wave after wave of love flooded the stage and washed over me, the beginning of the one great durable romance of my life.
Bette Davis
Never, never trust anyone who asks for white wine. It means they're phonies.
Bette Davis
At 50, I thought proudly: Here we are, half century! Being 60 was fairly frightening. You want to know how I spent my 70th birthday? I put on a completely black face, a fuzzy black Afro wig, wore black clothes and hung a black wreath on my door.
Bette Davis
I firmly believe, however, that if your children have never hated you, you have failed as a parent.
Bette Davis
I've lost my faith in science.
Bette Davis
I don't think of myself as a character actress - that's become a phrase which means you've had it.
Bette Davis
Everybody has a heart. Except some people.
Bette Davis
From the moment I was six I felt sexy. And let me tell you it was hell, sheer hell, waiting to do something about it.
Bette Davis
You know what nostalgia is, don't you? It's basically a matter of recalling the fun without reliving the pain.
Bette Davis
It's a rare man who can stand being around an intelligent woman, let alone married to her.
Bette Davis
One can make more enemies as a female with a brain, I think.
Bette Davis
Playing our parts. Yes, we all have to do that and from childhood on, I have found that my own character has been much harder to play worthily and far harder at times to comprehend than any of the roles I have portrayed.
Bette Davis
I will not retire while I've still got my legs and my make-up box.
Bette Davis
