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Sex is God's joke on human beings.

Bette Davis

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Bette Davis
Age: 81 †
Born: 1908
Born: April 5
Died: 1989
Died: October 6
Actor
Actress
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Character Actor
Film Actor
Musician
Stage Actor
Television Actor
East Chelmsford
Massachusetts
Ruth Elizabeth Davis
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The only reason anyone goes to Broadway is because they can't get work in the movies.
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Your luck is how you treat people.
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From the moment I was six I felt sexy. And let me tell you it was hell, sheer hell, waiting to do something about it.
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I've always liked men better than women.
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Joan Crawford is a movie star. I am an actress.
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Once the love bug wears off, as it inevitably does, you are shocked to discover that you really didn't know the object of your affections at all. We know this to be so, even as we repeat the same mistake over and over and over.
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Playing our parts. Yes, we all have to do that and from childhood on, I have found that my own character has been much harder to play worthily and far harder at times to comprehend than any of the roles I have portrayed.
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Acting should be bigger than life. Scripts should be bigger than life. It should all be bigger than life.
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Home is where you go to when you've nowhere to go.
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I am a woman meant for a man, but I never found a man who could compete.
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You know what nostalgia is, don't you? It's basically a matter of recalling the fun without reliving the pain.
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Good actors I've worked with all started out making faces in a mirror, and you keep making faces all your life.
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You should never say bad things about the dead, you should only say good . . . Joan Crawford is dead. Good.
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I was thought to be 'stuck up.' I wasn't. I was just sure of myself. This is and always has been an unforgivable quality to the unsure.
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I went back to work because someone had to pay for the groceries.
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It has been my experience that one cannot, in any shape or form, depend on human relations for lasting reward. It is only work that truly satisfies.
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I never said anything that was unprintable. Never said anything just for the sake of being startling.
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If you've never been hated by your child, you've never been a parent.
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At 50, I thought proudly: Here we are, half century! Being 60 was fairly frightening. You want to know how I spent my 70th birthday? I put on a completely black face, a fuzzy black Afro wig, wore black clothes and hung a black wreath on my door.
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Pray to God and say the lines.
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