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Sex is God's joke on human beings.
Bette Davis
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Bette Davis
Age: 81 †
Born: 1908
Born: April 5
Died: 1989
Died: October 6
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East Chelmsford
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Ruth Elizabeth Davis
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Home is where you go to when you've nowhere to go.
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Attempt the impossible in order to improve your work.
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Once the love bug wears off, as it inevitably does, you are shocked to discover that you really didn't know the object of your affections at all. We know this to be so, even as we repeat the same mistake over and over and over.
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I have often seen an actor laugh off the stage, but I don't remember ever having seen one weep.
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Never, never trust anyone who asks for white wine. It means they're phonies.
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Basically, I believe the world is a jungle, and if it's not a bit of a jungle in the home, a child cannot possibly be fit to enter the outside world.
Bette Davis
As a female I think it's a terrible hindrance in business. I think it's a terrible hindrance for any female to have a lot of intelligence in private life, but I think in business sometimes it's even worse because there's deep resentment.
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I will not retire while I've still got my legs and my make-up box.
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I was never very interested in boys - and there were plenty of them - vying with one another to see how many famous women they would get into the hay.
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If you've never been hated by your child, you've never been a parent.
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Temperament is something that is an integral part of the artist. Not temper, temperament. There is a vast difference.
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One begins to realize that one is getting old when the birthday candles weigh more than the cake.
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Life is the past, the present and the perhaps.
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I never said anything that was unprintable. Never said anything just for the sake of being startling.
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The best time I ever had with Joan Crawford was when I pushed her down the stairs in Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?
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I would take a bad script and a good director any day against a good script and a bad director.
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Technicolor makes me look like death warmed over.
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I am a woman meant for a man, but I never found a man who could compete.
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Discipline is a symbol of caring to a child.He needs guidance.If there is love, there is no such thing as being too tough with a child. A parent must also not be afraid to hang himself. If you have never been hated by your child, you have never been a parent.
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