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I'm not a politician, I'm a comedian. I know my limitations.

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Bernie Mac
Age: 50 †
Born: 1957
Born: October 5
Died: 2008
Died: August 9
Film Actor
Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
Street Artist
Television Actor
Television Producer
Chicago
Illinois
Politician
Limitations
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Comedian

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I love who I am. I love what I've become.
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Suffering is a good teacher. It keeps you in its grip until you've learned your lesson.
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I learned hard lessons in life I had to because I had so much happen: My mother died my sophomore year in high school. The next year, same day, my brother dropped dead. Two years after that, I got married because my girlfriend got pregnant. The year after my wedding, my father - who I had only recently met - died.
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My comedy comes from pain. I can't stand to see someone hurting.
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You're never going to see me playing a buffoon.
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Stand-up is what I am stand-up is what made me.
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Only way you can you get upset is when you expecting something.
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If you mess something up, remember who got you there. Don't be pointing fingers, even if finger-pointing is called for. Only one you got to blame is your own self.
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You can't change what happened. Just like you can't change the future by worrying about it. You just have to keep moving.
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Whatever success I've had, I always like to top it.
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I'm looking for laughs, you know? If it take me to flip over a table, if I have to go physical comedy, I will do it. But whatever the joke needs at that particular time, is where I'm dedicated to. I'm not into beating somebody down and beating myself up. I don't do insults and things like that. I don't do it - I'm a storyteller.
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Making people laugh is what I've been doing since I was like four or five years old. I still have a lust, I still have a passion. I don't care about how I look, I'm dedicated to the laughs.
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The two sides of Bernie - that's a quiet weapon that I have.
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I have Glocks, .45s, Berettas, Remingtons. I like the marksmanship and the discipline that it takes to be a gun owner. I like the machinery. Being able to take it out and clean it is even more fascinating than having the gun.
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I can act. I've been acting for a long time, but like anything else, don't nobody owe you nothing. You've go to pay your dues. You go from A to Z you don't go from M to Z.
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The one thing about comedy, making it become a part of you, the audience loves it, because you become part of them.
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You have to meet all of the challenges, big and small. Because how you start is how you finish.
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Whatever you hear at the barber shop, stays at the barber shop.
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Bernie Mac just says what you think but are afraid to say.
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